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Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong.
Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?
........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........
a phrase used by semi-conscious people when needing more sleep; usually followed by more sleep or a glass of cold water
Mother: "Darling, wake up."
Son: "Five more minutes, Mom!"
*zzzzz*
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The term used in the morning when the alarm clock rings. This is probably the most dreadful time of the day because these five minutes will go by like none other.
This time especially sucks when you under slept that night.
Oh fuck, it's 6:30... Five more minutes please.
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The five-third minute is a common unit of time used in physics and engineering that is equivalent to 100 seconds. It was adopted due to its accordance with the SI (metric) units and prefixes, which are based on powers of ten.
For t = 20.0, what is the average magnetic flux density through the cylinder of the generator? (the five-third minute is the implied unit of time because it is a physical application).
A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
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1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
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A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.
Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!
Me: ...just five more minutes
Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!