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to be "jonesin' for" or have a really intense need to go to Indiana
Playa I'm sick of hangin' out in Ohio...I got serious Indiana jones.
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my faux husband. divorced man i live with. my manny. unemployed man who takes care of my child. dependable in all scenarios of house sitting, baby sitting, pet sitting. makes good tacos, salsa and spaghetti. has vagina phobia.
I don't know what I'd do without my Indiana Jones since my husband is always gone!
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This term comes from the the movies, obviously. It means that something is Sketchy, or you are unsure of something. In case you never noticed in the movies, everything Indiana Jones climbs on, or any bridges he crosses, always look unstable as if they will collapse at any given time.
"Dude, the stairway leading to your place is SO Indiana Jones..!"
"Oh my god! when you leaped over that Indiana Jones sewer, that was fucking Megatron."
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When u soak a whip in cum and hit the first person u see in the face.
I gave my girlfriend an Indiana Jones last night.
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When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.
Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!
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When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.
Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!
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When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.
Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.
Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.
Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.
Laird: I have not regrets in life.
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