Don't worry, it will hopefully explode taking these people with it (notice how I don't say Musicians but instead people)- I call this the SHITLIST.
Everyone working in the Music Industry
Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Usher, T-Pain, BrokenCyde, Jonas Brothers, 30h!3, All American Rejects, Green Day, Kanye West, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Drake, Beyoance, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Katy Perry. Basically everything on the Mainstream Radio considered "music" and "talent".
Oh, and lets have Nu Metal/Post Grunge/ and Alt. Metal in that giant cluster fuck. Maybe some Deathcore/Metalcore bands that are professsionals at wanking there guitars and being "br00tal?" Yeah, Breakdowns in every song is original, while every other Deathcore/Metalcore band is doing it too.
Eventually Deathcore/Metalcore will die out like Grunge did (Grunge was awesome) because everyone will be trying to jump on the bandwagon to become famous. (This goes out to all guitar wankers)Wanking your guitars, playing open strings, and drop tuning does not make you BRUTAL, talent is based on your playing, not how BR00t4l/loud you are. Only thing talented in the Deathcore/Metalcore is the drums and some Screamers.
*this goes out to mainstream radio*Using Autotune, saying shawty, having people write your songs, walking around half naked for horny teenage dudes does not make you talented, it makes you a slut. So all I can say now is FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
Girl: Hey Justin Bieber is Talented look at his Youtube Videos!
Dude: Thats because girls like you go on his videos to finger themselves and because real musicians and actual human beings know he is turning you into a daft idiot. Also because we have this fetish to insult him by calling him a faggot. We still don't know how he got into The Music Industry, oh wait. Thats because his appearance appeals to teeny boppers.
Scene Girl: OMG OLI SYKES YERR SEEEW HOT!!! OMFG! YER TEHHHH BEZZZZT!!!
Dude: Seriously? Listen to some real Deathcore/Metalcore Music... The Faceless, and Between the Buried and Me.
Society is so dumbed down by Sex that the movie Idiocracy will probably more than likely come true.
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What is taking it up the shitter from the video games industry at the moment.
DOWN WITHT HE MUSIC LOVERS!
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A rockin' ska punk band(ish) led by Jeff Rosenstock. Members include Jeff Rosenstock, John DeDomenici, Laura Stevenson, Mike Costa, James Lynch, Dave Solomon, Jason Rutcofsky, Jenna Beatty, Sean McCabe, Steve Foote, Sean Qualls, Christine Mackie, Robert Dale Sager II, Jeff Tobias, Corey Landis, Montgomery, Craig Howe, Rick Johnson, Matt Kurz. Many of the members were formerly in the Arrogant Sons of Bitches
Bomb the Music Industry! kick ass and take names.
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Guy who is unemployed/underemployed that has a hobby of doing something with music, but he puts himself out there as working in the music industry as a professional, as if its a real full time job.
Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."
Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.
Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.
He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.
This guy, is a music industry poser.
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A ska musical collective from New York, known for showing up drunk to their shows but still being fucking amazing.
I spent 25 bucks for this BTMI ticket, and Jeff showed up drunk. Fuck BTMI, I hate life.(bomb the music industry!)
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A punk ska rock band thats better then Alan Walker,Ariana Grande,Marshmellow,Billie Elish,NF, All that emo crap,they do emo EXTREAMLY Correctly
Guy 1:I like Billie Elish Guy 2:Fuck you and your Slumlord,You're just a struggler who thinks that even winning feels bad,Im 25 and I love Bomb The Music Industry!
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Taylor swift is the music industry. Thats it. Stream folklore.
βHey, do you know Selena Gomez?β
βTaylor swift is the music industryβ
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