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The opposite to directly proportional. A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = k/x, where k is a constant value.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.
Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.
The speed of an object is inversely proportional to the time taken to travel the distance.
When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.
Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?
David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.
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The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.
2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.
3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.
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The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.
Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!
Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.
I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!
To commit the Inverse Flash;
1. Sneak up behind your victim
2. Grab on to the front of their shirt
(your arms around their waist)
3. Lift their shirt up as high as possible, making the victim feel very uncomfortable
An Inverse Flash is effective on either gender.
A successful Inverse Flash involves lifting the victim's shirt atleast half-way up.
A full Inverse Flash is very rare and highly rewarding.
- Guy1: *Sneaks up behind Guy2 and successfully commits a full inverse flash*
- Guy2: "Oh My God! This is extremely uncomfortable!"
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The inverse law is a mathematical formula used to find the number of drinks you need to bring a girls perceived looks up to a level at which you would bone them.
Number Of Drinks Needed = Desired Level (1-10) / Current Level (1 - 10)
Fat girl: Wanna fuck?
Bro: That Girl is like a .6! You cant do it.
You: Well i'll bone her if shes a 4, so inverse law her.
4 / .6 = 6.667
You drink 7 more drinks and magically shes a 4.
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