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One of the few respectable countries left in Europe, Ireland suffered many years under the harsh rule of the evil British. However, by 1900's, the Irish were fed up and whooped their oppressors asses. The British government, being the fuckups that they are, divided Ireland into the Republic of Ireland and North Ireland (Ulster). Efforts from the fair and respectable Sinn Fein and other nationalist parties, to unite the island that is rightfully theirs, have been unsuccessful thanks to British vote "miscounting" and scare tactics.
Irish are often blamed for "harboring terrorists". However, the IRA is a freedom fighting organization who targets military more than civilian targets. British people, being the anti-American assholes they are, will always blame them getting their asses whooped by the IRA on the US because of rightful funds being sent to the IRA from businesses in Boston and New York.
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1. Where Irish people live.
2. Where Leprechaunsare NOT from.
3. Where not everyone is a drunken bogger.
4. Where irish is spoken in some areas (Dia duit = hello).
5. Where it always rains
6. Where there's a big stick-like-statue in the middle of Dubin.
7. Where everyone rocks!
1. Ireland is a island in Europe.
2. Tá Éire fíorálainn (Ireland is beautiful)
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Ah.. Ireland what a great country, yeah it rains a lot, so what ! the people they rock !!! and the landscape rocks aswell
and its green. Also there is guinness the best beer in the world. Im not Irish but i go there on holidays, im from Italy but my mothers fathers grandma is from Ireland. Italy is also a very cool place.
1. Ireland and Italy both rock !!!
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Land of poets, scholars, and gentlemen, quick-witted women with tongues like whips and quick-fisted men with spirits like fire.
Birthplace of the greatest "British" writer to have ever lived: Oscar Wilde.
Welly says that Ireland is located to the west of the most influential nation on Earth? What has Wales done that is so dang important, aside from likewise being utterly beautiful and amazing? Or are we talking about the Isle of Man?
Mwahaha, Ireland is teh gr33tz. But then again, so is the UK.
Yes, I'm of Irish descent, yes, I family there, and yes, I've been there often.
P.S.: As an American, any clever Irishman who tries to tell me that "Pog Mo Thon" is Gaelic for "hello" gets a ka-crack upside ze head.
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Ireland a quirky soul who loves to hang around friends. She is very unique and loves creative imagery which explains her high value for art. Ireland carries a high etravertial title and so do the majority of her friends. Ireland has a strong hate for Sci-Fi whereas she loves Comedies and Dramas. She also has a longing taste for Netflix originals and will binge seasons on end. Ireland’s ideas of fun include going ice skating, roller blading, or going to the mall. Ireland’s sense of style is very chic yet modern. Ireland also has a huge eye for design. She often sees herself designing homes or rooms. Ireland higly enjoys dancing, more preferably hip hop and modern dances but sometimes she prefers more of a slow and collected dance like lyrical. Ireland is definitely not a sports fan, you will never catch her trying out for a school sport or league. If you have a friend like Ireland she will never betray you, she will always brighten your day with her bright and cheerful spirit.
“Wow! Ireland is so sweet! I’m so lucky to have her!”
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The act of calling someone and playing "Ireland" by Garth Brooks instead of speaking to them in order to make/ruin their day.
Man, I was Irelanding Tucker earlier and I know he had a big smile on his face.
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Ireland the Island is formed by the 26 Counties of the Republic of Ireland and the War-Torn 6 Occupied Counties of the U.K., Northern Ireland, Ulster, Etc. Contrary to American and British belief we don't eat potatos to the extent we used to in the 1800s, We don't all drink Guinness (I do though, just sayin'), and We aren't all farmers with exaggerated Cork Accents. Although theres still violence in the North is has diminished but If you know any this about Irish History and her Rebellions we have a good 10-20 years at the most before we see another war with Britain. Most guys in Ireland love our Football, Rugby, and Gaelic Football, We are extremely proud of our National Rugby team, not so much our National Football Team, The Scottish Celtic Football Club is a really liked team down south, I'm a bit of a fan my self. Fun Fact there are more Irish in America and Australia than in Ireland itself you can thank the Brits for that. Some more misconceptions WE HAVE OUR OWN LANGUAGE, yes any it sound crazy that some people (Americans) Don't know it. LEPRECHAUNS ARE NOT REAL , NO Americans, NO! They arn't real ok.
Real Conservation with American at Petrol Station While on Holiday in Florida
Me: And how much would that be, Like?
American:$5....
American:...Hey Dude whats your accent?
Me: Dubliner-Irish
American: WOOOO!!!
Me: *Ears Recovering from loud reaction*....
American: My Great Great Aunt on my moms side is Irish shes from Glasgow!
Me:Glasgow's in Scotland.....
American:Scotland, Ireland Same thing!....
Me:*Thinking: no, no its not.*
American:...hey can you say something Irish?!?!?
Me:What?
Amercian: Irish Say Something Irish
Me:Téigh trasna ort féin
American:Thats not Irish thats Gibberish!
Me:Yea it is Irish you said Irish....
American:No thats Gibberish
Me:Fuck off keep the fuckin' change
Me: *Walks out of Store*
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