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God I fucking hate you

A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.

God I fucking hate you

by DaPoonSlayer November 26, 2018

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

by phlegmat March 24, 2005

37πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.

"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris

by Addywaddy81 July 7, 2019

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 19, 2021


oma god you suck

a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls

look its that one guy that says oma god you suck

by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021


god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022


God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024