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To strongly say yes. Or hell yeah. Regardless of sex. Say it to any broad as well.
Gio: We're going to have fun tonight!
Jimmy: Yes Ma'am!
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Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
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A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.
Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors
She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.
When a woman needs to "Man up" about something....
Quit whining about it and "Ma'am up"
A partial or total loss of memory effecting only women whilst shopping for clothes or holiday decorations.
Becky excitedly purchased a $200 Halloween wreath, not realizing she had already bought the same wreath, due to an early onset case of ma'am-nesia.
This occurs when a guy gets confused for a girl over the phone due to his soft tone of voice.
Guy: "Good afternoon, thank you for calling company X"
Caller: "Good afternoon Ma'am-Sir..."
Guy: "I'm a sir, not a ma'am-sir."
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being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.
I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.
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