jimp

1) verb when someone unbelievably popular/fit says hey to you or has some sort of interaction physically/mentalyl/cyberally so that you, subconsciously, jizz in your pants.

1).elle: hey
boys: (aside) oh shit, i fucking jimped everywhere, i need to change my underwear
2).oh my lord the other day jessica alba fucking winked at me, i fucking jimped all over the place had to change my trousers as well as my pants

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jimp

verb : (jizzed in my pants) process in which excitement takes over ones body as a result bodyly fluids are exchanged

seeing jizzteph and jizzlex and jizzanca and jizzlise caused me to jimp!

im going to jimp when were in ac.

i cant wait to jimp after tonight.

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Jimp

A Cross eyed Japanese person. It is a very offensive to Japanese people.

If you say it in public and someone asks what it means, say it is a good friend in Islamic.

Jake-Austin is such a JIMP.

James-Yeah he is a JIMP.

Jake- JIMP.....
Lucas- Yeah,what a JIMP.

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Jimping

A combination of "Jimp" and "simping" where Jimp means Jizzing in my pants and simp is to fawn over someone without anything in return: to be so excited and happy for something/someone that you could jizz in your pants

I got this cool new vacuum for my car and I am jimping!

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jimp

when one "jizzes in my pants" most poplularly occuring when a male sees an attractive female. jizz in my pants being familiarized to the world by The Lonely Island.

wow that girl is "JIMP"

When that chimp started to limp he looked like a wimp riding on a blimp therefore making me "JIMP"

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jimp

Verb: To jimp. Short for jizz in my pants. The act of ejaculating in one's trousers upon the sight of something or someone visually appealing.

I saw this really hot girl, and I totally jimped. I have a mess to clean up now.

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jimp

It is what occurs when you text message to a landline the word gimp. It is a better way to say the word gimp. first used in this context about 2/3 years ago by my friend.

text message: hello how are you. I think you are a gimp.

landline lady: hello how are you. I think you are a jimp.

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