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James

Someone who is described as a whelk and can be very aggressive to people who annoy them. They are ok on their own if they are talking about something they like e.g. Superheroes but then revert back to violence in front of others.

Stay away from James, he's a whelk!

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016


James

Little blonde boy with micro penis

he must be a james

by hockey1234567 October 05, 2016


James

A rat: A Snake.

James is a rat because he spreads lies, rumors and other people's secrets. Perla hates james because of this.

by Pissy Slaer November 23, 2016


James

Ugly ass flamboyant gay who claims to be bisexual. No one likes James, they only tolerate him.

Person 1: Wanna kill James?
Person 2: I'm in.

by anonymous 😁 March 03, 2015


James

He thinks he has a monster penis, but in actuality has a schlong the size of a tic tac

"Did you see the size of the dong that guy owns?"
"Yeah it's microscopic"
"Yeah he is a total James"

by professorschnutz November 30, 2013


James

The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick

Wow he is such a James

by Zlessi August 18, 2015


James

A name of the male species. One who is addicted to vines, even though no one else watches them anymore. James tends to be addicted to corn dogs,taco bell, white cheddar popcorn and his wax pen. Definitely goes to ASU, but not quite a Frat dude. Has a habit of ending up in the hospital and has very sensitive skin. James typically has to carry his BP team.
Biggest weakness: Being told, "Just Send It", cause he will indeed send it no matter the task.

Look at that dude in his hammock eating that taco bell. He must be a James.

by goodhair-becky April 05, 2018