Jan

1 A very cool tall person thats taller than a person called Saudeeno

Jan is so cool and tall
Jan is pro

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Jan

This word is primarily used in this sentence: "I just did a Jan"
It means that you were in group and you had something to say but sadly your words fell upon deaf man's ears.

"hey friends, bla bla bla?"

-ignore-

"oh :( I just did a Jan"

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Jan

The white man's come back to the word "Jawn". Can be used to describe any other word in the english language.

"Yo man pass that jan over here", or "Hey, take a look at the ass on that jan over there."

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Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.

Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.

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Jan

Jan, commonly recognised as the fat kid who thinks he is hard, is a rather fat, circular man lady who thinks that they can start beef with whoever they want because they are big man however if someone says something back they go hide like a little kitty and try to avoid the drama. Pathetic. They also have EXTREMELY greasy hair and spots all over his face due to lack of self hygiene which you can smell from miles. He has a slit in his eyebrow and says he smokes fags but instead of that he should be going to the gym becomes he looks like he weighs the same size as 5 grown elephants. He honestly should go to the disabled with his own kind.

P1: oh my god do you see the wannabe big man Jan
P2: Ye his flabs are taking up all the corridor space it's hard not to see him

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Jan

Often the guy who likes to be a piece of shit, generally brags about every little thing he can read about he shit he reads on the internet about his zodiac, jan etc. Often a spoiled child who never been punished by his parents of Jan is a mistake his father made disregarded by his parent/s he tends to be a naive insecure piece of

Bulking shit that likes to get everydrop of attention he can get, often sabotaging his fellow friends / classmates and spreading half-assed rumuors about his rivals he often befriends people to get something out of them, He is also very narcisistic often caliming to have a "BBC" or frequently metioning it when he is he subject, Jan tends to be bit of a bitch when it comes to women he will do everything to get a grasp on some sweater puppies or two rounds the palm of his hands he/she is very loud often jealous of on of his more sucessful classmates he often repeats the jokes said by his classmate/s but just in a shittier more melodramatic voice, he also relies on following trends to look cool; supreme and very not then not plays basketball an thinks hes good. Also thinks that he has an above average legth in his🥔

God damn it dude jan is really loud his voice practically sounds like a fork and plate rubbing each other.

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Jan

Jan is a edgy editor that doesn't give out songs also can be a very rude but acts very edgy when u first met him he's and he loves to game on his pc that's his number 1 love don't mess with him trust me or he will wip ur ass

That so is so jan

Stop acting like a fucking Jan

Look at that pussy boi Jan

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