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The Ulimate Sex Maskine...

Jens is The Ulimate Sexmaskin ever...

by Morradi November 28, 2005

539๐Ÿ‘ 308๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jen

My best friend. the person who im sitting next to at the very mment. The person whos gamazing at every sport and look beautiful doing it.
With out her
I would be nothing.
i love you Jenn FOREVER
(her names spelled with 2 ns but i wanna put in this one cuz i spell it with one.)

Girl 1: Wow! look at her kick that ball!
Girl 2: yeahh, thats my best friend jen.

by foreveryoursiloveyou November 6, 2011

210๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jen

An amazing girl like no other that can make you smile in any situation and gives you a reason to wake up in the morning. She is amazing and epicly beastly, therefore, making her the greatest person on Earth. Someone who you could spend the rest of your life with, and makes everyday new, and amazing.

Anonymous1: The cow howls at sunrise, as the hazelnut of sacks gallops through the forest.

Anonymous2: Dude, that was so Jen.

Anonymous1: Awesome, huh?
Anonymous2: Well, I DID say Jen didn't I?

by Psyekcho February 6, 2010

635๐Ÿ‘ 454๐Ÿ‘Ž


jen

A woman of unparalleled beauty, whose smile lights up a room, and whose laugh warms my heart. She is open, funny, friendly, and utterly breathtaking. She thrills me in new ways each day and in each moment together. I will never get tired of her, for its enough simply to be with someone so incredible and amazing. She may be eternities away, yet still my heart still stops each time I look into her eyes. She is my only thought. My one person and my other half. My dream and my fantasy. Every moment apart is blissful agony; knowing what we have and what it could be. The only one worth waiting for. The best thing ever and forever.

Surfer : aah sick barrel dude, that s must make you feel on top of the world, best wave ever!

Me : yeah bru, it was a total jen

by dvn321 July 27, 2010

425๐Ÿ‘ 311๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jens

A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.

Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed

by Hello Bois and Girls October 20, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jens

One who pwns often at CS, also someone who is affliated with the jedi. This creature may posses force powers such as Force First Class and Force Own. May be found cruising in a 1988 corolla lift back listening to gangsta rap.

You know it
They call me jesus

by Steve0... May 4, 2005

197๐Ÿ‘ 146๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jens

Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg

Jens is a cool guy.

by Jens Surname February 18, 2014

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž