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When you have really great, hot sex on the first date and your friends cheer for you.
Like when Derek Jeter was the first batter in the first game of the World Series and he hit a home run.
"How was your date last night?"
"We got drunk & went wild in the hot tub until 5:00 a.m."
"Sweet Jeter!"
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A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.
Person #1: "Jeter"
Person #2: "Ugh, that fart stinks!"
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codename for a Hot white boy who plays baseball and can get it and we can fall in love
Damnnnn! Take a look at that Jeter!
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(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."
When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.
A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."