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Jim is a man that: A.) Is hard working. B.) Laughs at his own jokes as if they were truly funny. C.) Will most likely work in a large factory or Yard. D.) Has a very small penis, almost like a shrimp. E.) He will be a boss one day and trust only 3-4 workers and will know that these workers are the best at what they do. He is also a man of small stature (very tiny man).
Guy one: Hey did you see Him today?
Guy two: Yes, that man is never gone so I see him daily. Why do you ask?
Guy one: Well I heard that this girl told him he has a shrimp dick.
Guy two: Yeppers that's definitely a JIM!
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The Greatest Character in The Office
Roy: Harpor!
*Jim turns around*
*Roy tries to take a swing at Jim*
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A being that is usually always bipolar. Has a very short temper usually triggered by anything spicy or from north of the border. Has a tendency to be an exuberant lover of land rovers, especially old rusty ones covered in tetanus. He has a history of turmoil with the A595 in Cumbria, which has been a place of many explicit rants. Including violent threats towards colleagues. His nickname used to be Trailer Jim until he lost it. If you go on google earth you can see a huge gouge across the land in Dovenby, this will be his legacy for all of time.
Oh not again Jim.....stop stroking that Land Rover.
Did you hear about big rig? He's lost that trailer again.
10 4 rubber duck
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the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.
"Dude, Jim's girlfriend is awesome!"
"I know! She must be a Charlotte."
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Someone who is extremely disappointed in all the people that earned him the horrible definitions.
GET BETTER OTHER JIMS
I am VERY disappointed in the Jims.
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Jim
"Jim is Jim"
"Jim is nothing and all"
"Jim is the darkness if the night and the light of the sun"
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