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Kim Jong Un is the dictator of North Korea. Critics have given him the nickname get-slim Kim. This is a criticism of his need for international food assistance.
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is busy bringing the sexy back into mass torture.
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the double chin bitch who’s in charge of north korea
1-“hey did you hear about this faggot over in north korea.”
2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”
1-“yeah that’s the one!”
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The unstoppable rocket man!
Guy 1 (listening to the Elton John song "rocket man"
Guy 2: that's the Kim Jong un song!
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: Kim Jong un threatened to nuke us again, he is such a rocket man!
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The first vegetable North Korea has produced in 69 years.
Bruh #1: Bruh, my poops are like clay.
Bruh #2: Bruh, you need to eat a Kim Jong Un.
Bruh #3 whomst nobody likes: Bruhs, I hear that’s really fatty and bad for the world.
This is said to be the true form of Kim Jong Un, though none have yet seen it. According to the mythical ancient texts, referred to as the Communist Manifesto by the common people, this form will be acieved only when South Korea is reintegrated with True Korea. It is only then when Lord Kim-senpai will reveal himself to be the second coming of Christ.
"Y-yes! At last Slim Jong Un has awakened from his eternal slumber! Praise be to the lord!"
A fat, evil couch potato who brainwashed his citizens with propaganda and executes anyone who opposes him. Kim Jong Un sends people to labour camps and does not feed them and if someone commits a serious crime, he sends their entire bloodline with them to prison. A crime in his country is watching Netflix and wearing jeans.
Kim Jong Un is so evil, I feel sorry for North Koreans.
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A very Obese and unintelligent dictator who can’t get over the fact that he has a very small Willie
“Kim Jong un is a small DICtator”
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