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The fat annoying kid that walks around school giving out candy for attention
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Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."
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Jovie Ann is a beautiful short woman that can get easily inloved with someone. She will do and sacrifice everything she has for her love ones. She is independent and talented but can also be hard-headed sometimes.
Fred - "Do you know Jovie Ann?"
Brett - "Yep, I know her, she is friendly and an independent woman. I like her."
Bad thing, when something's not good, not Bon Jovi
Ah shit, that exam was so non-jovi
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Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole
Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.
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when you get a girl drunk and seduce her into giving you a blowjob
he got me so wasted last night and the next thing i know im giving him a dirty jovi!
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The glam-rock themed delicatessen opened by Jon Bon Jovi after his ill-informed segue into special interest porn fell spectacularly flat.
“Tyrone, can you go and get half a kilo of artisan Blackberry and Prosecco Coulis from Jambon Jovis on Acacia Boulevard?”