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juana beng

An amusing way of saying 'wanna bang' in a hispanic accent

Hey sexy, juana beng?

by Juanabenger December 7, 2017


Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.

Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

by dianasaurus rex October 26, 2022


Juana Burnone

Basically in a nut shell when your homie hits you up about smoking a joint or a blunt.

"If you had a ride, I'd introduce you to a latina named Juana Burnone!!!!!"

Hector: "Ay guey you what u doing later tonight ?"
Doh Boi: "Nothing, Why was good ?"
Hector: "Tiny and me got some fire and wanna know if juana burnone"
Doh Boi: "Sounds like a plan homie, come slide through and pick me up."

by Doh Boi November 29, 2010


juana

Juana is an ugly Hispanic girl. who doesn't take showers and smells like pee.

omg Juana stinks like pee

by Travispattyswag September 15, 2020


Juana

The definition of lucifer. She is the spawn of Lucifer and Satan. She is a demon that god is hunting down. She is disguised as a middle/high schooler to fool you. But she will devour you the moment she finds you alone. Many kids went missing in my school because of her.

Juana will devour this world against god. precautions 12:2112

by platupus my ass April 26, 2022