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whenn a joke becomes so unfunny thats its not even funny that it becomes jurgenated
Panzi: Hello are you a car person cuz i am exhausted to see you
Kyle: Wow thats a Jurgenated joke
Jurgen is a sweet guy, whenever someone feels down they can come to the local Jurgen for advice or relaxation. Also Jurgen is a great source of protection. When a Jurgen sits on an opponent its over. The opponent will be paralyzed
Hey man, you seem a bit down. Have you seen the local Jurgen yet?
I heard you had some trouble, how about we head to Jurgen
A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner
crusty old man
Every body hates jurgen leitner