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KG

Tall MVP type basketball player, often times warrants league MVP award. Might be first player with the ability to be an All Star at 4 different positions.

When I grow up I hope I can be just like KG.

by LakerSunSpurSucKid August 11, 2003

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KG Tuxedo

Wearing a sweatshirt or long sleeve t-shirt with shorts and sandals, sometimes accompanied by a frosty cold beer. This combination of clothing allows for maximum heat to be retained during the transition of the seasons between summer and fall, while at the same time allowing for a level of temperature control with the legs and feet being uncovered.

Typically is seen during the time between the summer and the fall but can also be seen during the time between the spring and the summer.

The beer in this ensemble is often referred to as the pocket square. Beer, like a pocket square in a standard tuxedo, is often not necessary but when its present everyone know you mean business.

DG: Woke up this morning and it was a brisk 60 degrees....totally broke out the KG tuxedo.

KG: Very nice, did you remember your pocket square?

DG: To early to break out the pocket square, maybe later tonight.

by See You Next Tuesday September 18, 2011


Kg-scale

The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.

The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).

Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale

- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy

by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


KG MERC

Some roblox nigga who got more talent than most famous rappers.

Person 1: "Aye you heard that KG Merc?"
Person 2" Oh that roblox nigga? Yuh."

by rice the pink sniper jesus July 25, 2018


KG Challenged

To get completely wasted to the point of throwing up and peeing on yourself and others.
A complete state of unconciousness/black out drunk.

I was so KG Challenged last night! I don't remember a thing.

by 977 August 4, 2008

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KG<3

The most amazing girl. Can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world. And you have to do anything you can to put a smile on that face(:

I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend than KG<3

by mcorn April 8, 2012

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KG Logic

Logical explanation of how you know something based entirely in anecdotal and unrelated evidence. Generally, this evidence can be traced back to a previous introspective conversation between you and yourself.

"I know that I left the milk on the counter becuase I was thinking to myself in that moment, isnt it odd that im leaving this milk on the counter."

I know that I did not leave the lights on last night becuase I remember thinking to myself as I turned the lights off, I'm going to need to be in the office early tomorrow. I remember that moment specifically, so I must not have been the one that left the lights on."

You cant use KG Logic to get yourself out of this one!

by Muhahaha388 February 4, 2011

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