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A kid who loves Roblox and is a hardcore Jew, he will often greet you with a yah yeet, and start franticly dabbing in you face, then he will screem JAKE PAUL IS MY DADDY in your ear, then run away singing Its every day bro...
One who is A burnt sweet potato...
One who is a Jew boi...
Sammy Katz, oh I want to punch that kid in his jew boi looken face.
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The type of teacher to make students enjoy school. He loves to be passionate and caring towards his students. However, he hates whenever a student shows disrespect and no interest toward him.
Mr Katz is da best. straight fax
A highly unique dating situation. It involves a man showing a woman a fantastic night out on the town and bringing her back to his place where he proceeds to go down on her. After a time, the man reaches for a condom but is met with an exasperated question from the woman as to why he still uses condoms. Armed with the knowledge that this woman obviously doesn't use condoms and is very likely loaded with STDs, the man resumes eating her out. Once the woman climaxes, she gets dressed and leaves.
Kevin: "Hey Joe - any word on how Dave's date went last night? I know he was really looking forward to it."
Joe: "Not good Kev. Not good. The dude played all his cards right, like a true pro, but the girl still played him like a fiddle. It ended up just being another Katz Special."
Kevin: "Damn man that's awful. He'll bounce back though. Guy's a champ."
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Erwerben sie eine Tragbare Katze jetzt.
"Yo, man, how do you carry your cat like that?" "He's a Tragbare Katze."
Curly Katz is an A-MAZ-ING person who is tiny but fiesty and has 1 boyfriend but too many baes to count. She enjoys dancing and acting.
I walked with Curly Katz in the hallway today. It was amazing
The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.
Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?
Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
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Jared is Nick Jonas
Jonasssss brotherrrrr
Jared Katz is jonas brotha
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