Kearney

A big massive sexy cunt. His aura lights up the room as soon as he walks in. Everyone is in for the night of their lives when Kearney is out. Anyone would be lucky to call Kearney their love monkey.

Random girl: holy fuck who’s that absolute hunk on the bench press?
Other random girl: that’s Kearney I’ve wanted to fuck him so bad as soon as i laid eyes on him

kearney

the best fucking boyfriend i could ever have. constantly doubts himself and says he's the lucky one, but let's be honest, the one dating him - me, for instance - is the lucky one. i'm so grateful to have him. <333333333333

kearney, darling, i love you.