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A dick biscuit cunt that likes to fuck around and be a cunt. He is the a noisy ads bitch and he likes to brag about his small cock.
I want to punch that fucking ken in the face! What a bitch.
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A slightly known colleague or friend of a friend whose name you can't be bothered to remember. Or can be used to attract a strangers attention.
Can also be employed to annoy people that you know really well.
Serves especially well when you start a new job - just call everyone Ken; the boss, the women, the copier etc.
'Who was that guy?'
'Just some Ken from work.'
'Wanna smoke?'
'Yeah, cheers Ken.'
'Oi Ken, put your bloody seatbelt on!'
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That blonde in the red gi who gets his ass handed to him by Ryu time and time again. Husband of Eliza, father of Mel, student of Gouken, head of the Masters Foundation, US Martial Arts champion, and the only guy to be in every Capcom game with the words "Street Fighter" in the title, including "Street Fighter 2010."
No matter how many times Ken improves his Shoryuken, Ryu keeps punking him in a fight.
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A transgender male that hasn't gotten bottom surgery yet.
Person 1: So how did it go with that dude last night?
Person 2: It was great and I wanted to go all the way but he is a total ken.
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A perverted elderly man who inappropriately becomes involved with his sons girlfriend. When confronted the initial reaction of the Ken to a perceived humiliation is a conscious rejection of the humiliating input. The Ken tries to ignore it, talk it out of existence, or belittle its importance. If this crude mechanism of cognitive dissonance fails, the Ken resorts to denial and repression of the humiliating material. He "forgets" all about it, gets it out of his mind and, when reminded of it, denies it.
Ken : Nice breasts
Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Ahh.. thanks.. Ken.
Ken : You know you have lost your looks since you lost weight.
Sons uncomfortable girlfriend : Actually Ken I've not lost any weight, and thanks for the pep talk.
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A male Karen.
Middle aged man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although he isn't even remotely affected.
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Ken sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Ken refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic.He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
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Ken is a subdivision of the boomer class, very hard working and has done some crazy shit when younger, like joining the Vietnam war for shits and giggles. First child usually ends up being a Kyle.
Ken took Kyle out camping for the weekend, shot gunning beers. I guess the apple hasn’t fall far from the tree.
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