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The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

by greeley January 23, 2007


Kenyon College

Small expensive liberal-arts college in the middle of nowhere - Gambier, Ohio. Once a bastion for hippies and alternafolk, Kenyon has leaned towards becoming a coke-fueled haven for rich yuppie fucks from the East Coast who still fancy themselves "too alternative" to go Ivy.

All Kenyon College students look alike.

Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.

by RabbitWings December 17, 2006

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kenyon college

A small liberal college in the middle of nowhere. They think they are better than everyone else in the middle of nowhere.

I get the best education at Kenyon College. I major in Cow tipping and chicken plucking.

or

Kenyon College is SO much better than any of those IVY league schools...

by Sarah Jessica August 26, 2006

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kenyon asswhipe

lover of dildos, but only if they're lubed up and ready to go. a down syndrome child, who just wants to help people. Likes hardcore gay pornos, fingers his butthole while watching the porn. Always wanting to fuck little kittens and puppies. never whipes his ass after pooping, hence the name asswhipe.

Man your acting like a real kenyon asswhipe

by puk840560437 March 20, 2013

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kenyon (male)

Kenyons tend to wear pancake deodorant, and are fat asses that loves Twinkies and pancakes.

kenyon (male). That guy eating all those twinkies and pancakes must be a kenyon (Male).

by cancerballs1999 October 6, 2021

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Nancy Kenyon

mid-thirties wannabe who passed her prime twenty years ago and only gets gigs because of bandmates with the name Arcuri (as in Congressman). Lead "singer" of Utica, NY-based Nancy Kenyon Band.

Don: Jim, wanna go see Nancy Kenyon Band tonight?
Jim: You're kidding, right?
Don: OK, I'll put down the beer.

by nkb eats shit June 21, 2010

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Kenyon College

The greatest institution of higher learning in the world.

"Dude! Kenyon College!"

by thedudeguyman99 May 4, 2022

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