Kip

A Kip is a blonde headed lady killer, who usually drives sporty off road vehicles like jeeps and 4x4s, but as cocky as they seem to be, Kips are not known for there incredibly large penis that they have, but for the crystal blue eyes which are known to cause instant orgasms..

OMG did you see the eyes on that KIP?...and that would explain why my legs are shaking, panties are soaked and i'm out of breath..

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KIP

Knowledge Is Power

The power of faith can be a strong force, but the power of knowing is even stronger. KIP

Kip

(adj.) A unit of measurement used by the Choijewaschwicz tribe of VilasCounty, that refers to the quantity of four.

Jefe: “Marcillo did you pack a cooler to take to the boat launch? Marcillo: Yes, I packed my “Marcillos Cooler” with a Kip of beer, should at least last us long enough to load two jet skis.”

Frank: “C-bag, throw another kip of logs on the fire. Hammer: Full kip, or half kip? Frank: Actually….make it 1.5 Kip”

Hammer: “Jefe, did you load the wheelers on the trailer? Jefe: Yep, bringing a full Kip”

Frank: “Can we bring the Kayaks? Jefe, Juan, Marcillo, and Hammer (collectively sigh) of course we can, how about a kip and a half of them?”

Kip

Kip is a British term for sucking toes.

Can you kip at the end of my bed? Yeah only if you wash your feet first.

Kip

A guy you can rely on and who is good to have around. Makes for a good bf but is a great friend as well. #husbandmaterial

Melony-“Did you have fun with Kip last night?”
Jane- “Of course I did he’s so sweet I think I wanna see him again for another date.”

Kip

To clean yourself or have a shower

Alright mate bout to go for a kip , back in a sec

kips

short for kissable lips

I wonder if he has kips?

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