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Kiss my ass!

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends

Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!

by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022

22πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. The success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

β€œbrooo on god he keep ass kissing me for my nudies”

by @alexisxmercer April 5, 2019

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ass kissing

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

β€œBruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

by @alexisxmercer April 5, 2019

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kiss your ass

This is also an act of extreme affection by a guy to his girl friend. It is best done when she is lying down although she may be standing while he is kneeling. It is a way for him to treat her tenderly with on expectation of return. A girl who has a boy friend willing to kiss and caress her ass is very lucky to have him.

Sweetheart, I 'm gonna kiss your ass because you are so sweet.

by JnWm May 25, 2018

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ass kissing

The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.

If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

by Ann Nichols September 18, 2006

52πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Ass Kiss

when someone takes there bare ass and sits on the other persons cheek, making kissy noises. When they lift they're ass off the persons face they fart loudly.

Oh dude you smell like ass

yeah Bill Gates gave me an ass kiss last night

was it wet?

Yeah

NICEEEEEE

by stoner4boner March 9, 2010

19πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Ass-kiss

An action where 2 people volunteer to have both their anal sphincters come in contact as if they are kissing.

P1: hey man how are you doing?
P2: Good man, what about you? what have you been up to?
P1: I'm good too man. I just ass-kissed Charlotte last night.
P2: Bro... That's your 10-year-old sister.

by Buttercake144 January 13, 2023