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Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❀

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

by Ashthekitten May 2, 2019

72πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Kittens

1. The baby cat, basically.
2. A mirror of The Pain Series on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

1: I have lots of kittens!
2: Go on Kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's really cute!

by LuaGunsX December 23, 2022

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kitten

kitten (kit'en) n.

A small, sometimes domesticated animal; usually a pet; a member of the cat family, wants to grow up to be a lion, tiger, leopard, etc; thinks the world revolves around her; is probably right.

the kitten is very pretty

by Cerina February 20, 2006

868πŸ‘ 244πŸ‘Ž


Kitten

A baby cat. When newborn, it has its eyes closed until the 10th day. Like humans, they can't walk at first. Later in the kitten stage, they'll need to loose they're teeth. That's when they bite alot. And you'll see little fangs around the house. Kittens can be one extreme to the other. They can be spastic to loving! And to the complement, they are small and adorable!

My kitten curled up in my lap.

by Kitten Lover August 3, 2009

98πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Kitten

A pet same given to a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancΓ© etc if they appear innocent and shy

awh my little kitten is shy

by cal_pal25 May 15, 2016

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Kitten

Generally refers to a young cat, which are known for being cute.

Another use is referring to their significant other as β€œKitten” for use as an endearment name, more commonly referred to as a β€œPet Name.”

Awww, that kitten is so adorable.

I love you, kitten.

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 15, 2018


kitten

In website forums, the word "kitten" is used to replace swear words and in some cases insults or flames.

"Are you kitten kidding me?"

by Snoopie October 1, 2012

53πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž