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something nice to say to a girl when your blood pressure is up!
when spooning my gal I said " knott head I love you ".
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A theme park in southern california.
"Lets go to Knotts Berry Farm."
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See Halloween Haunt
The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG
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the most flippin ghetto ass park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy
Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.
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Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.
On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.
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a 57-acre (2,500,000 sq ft) theme park located in Buena Park, California, owned and operated by Cedar Fair.
uring the fall of 2019, Knott's Berry Farm announced the return of Knott's Bear-y Tales as an interactive 4D dark ride as part of the park's 100th anniversary in 2020.