Jar of Kraut

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.

She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.

kraut-mic

A German Irish. One of German and Irish desent.

"Ok, my Kraut-Mic friend,"

anson kraut

Anson Kraut is the sexiest motherfucker created by the god of bitches, (himself), Anson Kraut can hookup with anyone with a glimpse due to the sparkle of his dong. Anson Kraut is also the god of every sport created to man.

“Omg, it’s Anson Kraut, let’s go stroke his massive dong”
“Anson Kraut!!!!, oml my panties are soaked, sheeeeeeeeeshhhhh.

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kraut burger

name used by Aldo Raine in the awesome movie Inglourious Basterds to insult germans

Don't ever touch me again, kraut burger!

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kraut can

Volkswagen 1960's beetle bug car ( AKA kraut can )

I had 7 mexican's in my kraut can with no AC. Never do that again. Illegal for mexican's to ride over the border, must crawl under fence then ride.

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Kraut-fever

Someone who has a thing for Germans. A person who is fond of German culture, German people, and Germany in general. Similar to yellow fever.

Thy - I only want to date German guys.
Lonelle - What's with you and German dudes lately?
Thy - I don't know what it is, I think I must have Kraut-fever.

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kraut juice

Sperm that has an abnormal flavor due to being tainted by food.

I wanted to give my special lady a tasty treat, so I ate some asparagus and doused her in kraut juice.