the continuous and mysterious way things go wrong when the Kremlin is around.
The future has no delta effect, and the Kremlin effect.
When hookers piss on you....
Donald favorite kink is the Kremlin rain
After a hot day at the golf course. Donald freshens up by ordering a kremlin rain.
As a native Russian I guess I should provide some corrections here.
1. Originally in the Russian language "Kremlin" 'kreml used to mean the central heavily fortified part of a town, with a moat and really strong walls of brick or stone.
Nowadays this connotation is still there, that's why one might say "Suzdal Kremlin", "Kremlin of Novgorod" etc...
2. Nevertheless, this notion is more widely used reffering to the Moscow Kremlin - the Residence of Russia's top officials, the President including. That's why by saying THE Kremlin you want to meat that very central part of Moscow nearby the Red Square (which means "the beautiful square, btw").
3.Metaphorically, referring to the Russian Government, cabinet and the State system (like Uncle Sam for the US) it's not used by the Russians, but only by foreing speakers, either for the reason of their ignorance/being reluctant to go into details, or for the reason they simply don't give a shit. (Americans mainly)))
4 Concerning the people potentialy spreading the "the Russian propaganda" i.e. "trolls/hackers/spies/Dr Evil" and such, its totally wrong to call them "Kremlins", cuz the Government of Russia also doesn't care for such type of shitty info-ops, so the ones that do it have nothing to do with Russia's government and/or secret services. That's rant, believe it or not)
- I've made some shit in the center of Kremlin, man. It was Suzdal Kremlin, though and I didn't take my pants down.
- Well, what happenes in Kremlin stays in Kremlin, so I guess you have to leave you pants there, dude.
As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!
Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
Q: Where’s Steve?
A: He’s calling the Kremlin.
Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.