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the hot lesbian from the tv show GLEE
“Hey did you hear Santana Lopez is a lesbian??”
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An extremely shy adult. If you're rank, Gigi the Christmas snake leaves him behind and you get custody of him for one calendar year.
Egg Lopez washes his hands with strawberry milk
"Sheeesh dat girl gave me a straight George Lopez last night"
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A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.
-Yea, i guess.
-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?
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A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.
After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
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The mother fucker who advertises shitty videos (on YouTube) of him in his garage. Knowledge!!!
Here in my garage. Just bought this new Lamborghini. Fun driving up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? KNOWLEDGE!!! In fact I'm more proud of these 7 new bookshelves I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new books I bought. Its like the billionaire Warren Buffett says. "The more you learn, the more you earn." You may have seen by Ted X talk, where I talk about reading a book a day. And I don't do it to show off. And I don't keep this Lamborghini to show off either. I keep it as a REMINDER!!! A reminder dreams are still possible. In fact, it wasn't so long ago I was living in a mobile home, sleeping in a couch, halfway across the country, with 47 dollars in my bank account. I didn't have a degree or anything and I had no opportunities. But then... I bumped in to a MENTOR and a another and soon I had met 5 mentors... and they all taught me 3 things I did to succeed in LIFE. This is TAI LOPEZ being shitty
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A pedophille who keeps shaking his pp in front of 11 year olds on tiktok
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