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Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.
Typical Lancing teenager:
'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'
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Lance is a character from voltron also know as Gabriela Pagnot.
Lance : I look bootiful just like gabi.
Gabi : see you in hell (in space) bitch.
Lance McClain is the most beautiful baby blue boy ever known to exist. He is gay for lance,and has a purpose. He is the ninja sharpshooter, and is loverboylance.
Im like the cool ninja sharpshooter
Razzle Dazzle
We did it...we are a good team
*keith get triggered*
Im just a boy from Cuba
Lover Boy Lance
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A long shit that will often clog the toilet.
Me: Man, I just laid a Lance in the toilet.
Brother: NO!! It'll clog for weeks!!
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a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.
The knights charged one another with their lances.
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The Lance I know is a relatively good guy. He knows how to make you laugh and you can normally tell if he likes someone. He has downsides; he can be very mean for seemingly no reason, he’s not a very good boyfriend, and he’s very inappropriate. He’s kind of self centered sometimes, but if he likes you he will try his best to make you feel good about yourself. He is obsessed with video games, particulate Fortnite, but that’s to be expected. He’s a jock and is very athletic, but is very arrogant. He gets outshined by his best friends sometimes and so if you ever find yourself in a relationship with him, just be there for him. He’ll return the favor. Don’t do him wrong, though. You will deeply regret it for the rest of your days and you will miss the relationship, friend or more, that you had. Forever. Hold on to him and don’t let go, no matter how conceited or rude he gets. At the end of the day, his heart is in the right place. He has feelings too, as much he tries to show otherwise.
You like Lance?! Why?
I played Fortnite last night with Lance.
He beat me.
Lance just roasted me.
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