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lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

β€œDude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

by TissuesAreCool September 25, 2019


lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame

you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.

by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.

"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"

by jb71197 July 29, 2012

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Green Lantern

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.

Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.

by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009

46πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


greek lantern

to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like swinging a lantern.

"Did you hear that Matt give Liz a Greek Lantern in New Parthenon?" "What a gentleman..."

by mLeja June 6, 2007

41πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


boob lantern

The use of a flash light or other illumination held against a boob. If the boob shines like a lantern then said boob is considered to be an implant (fake boobie). Real boobs don't make lanterns.

I boob lantern dat chicken head and her tits glowed like the fake shitz dey is.

by booblantern June 18, 2007

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018