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A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.
"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."
Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."
Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."
Tim - "Why, looks good to me."
Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
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a typical drink you will find in a desi or indian restaraunt... full of mango goodness... guaranteed to gain atleast 5 pounds after a glassfull
waiter: and what would you like to drink
you: mango lassi
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Derogatory term – used in a ironic way – refers to a wide range of females of any age – sixteen year old moms, women with a half ton of gold in each ear and a sovereign ring on each finger – women who smoke and accidentally drop cigarette ash on there child head, women who drink white lightning – straight from the bottle, women who buy jewellery from Elizabeth Duke, fat women who wear tight clothes. The list is pretty much endless
Atomic kitten – Girls Aloud – Anyone on benefit – all Klassy Lassy
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When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut
Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it
The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.
car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?
A homemaker or career woman. A nothern lassy can be independant and sucessful in her chosen field but will however always revert back to her instilled morals and beliefs that all people need fattening up, and no one crosses their children
Haway in hinny....I've put the kettle on and just been shopping...i've always got time for me fellow nothern lassy's
nee one crosses me or mine...you'll soon learn that about northern lassy's
Lets ditch the rest of them and find ourself a Northern Lassy to settle with
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A collie, most commonly a rough collie.
Lassie dog is a term used by people who don't know the actual name of the dog breed, seeing as one of the most famous collies was Lassie.
Hey, look at the pretty lassie dog.
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