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A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty.
The job is lower than prostitution.
Lawyer: "My client cannot commit murder, he is insane!"
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A lawyer or liar is an upper or middle class type of criminal who focuses on the single crime of plundering all their client's liquid or convertible assets such as their parent's home.
Their modus operandi is to overcharge very late, exploit archaic organisational skills & irrelevant focus to maximise client's costs then sue with immunity afforded by an organised Court & Justice racket operated by retired lawyers supported by an unwittingly working class home guard or 'law enforcement'.
I read anothet liar lawyer Big John McLintock QC has driven another part time working single mum to suicide for a few dollars more
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Someone you hire to cost you extra money and slow down your work.
I just got my lawyer to look over the documents.
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A cold heartless person that ruins peoples lives
person 1:I just got my first case as a lawyer
person 2:poor you
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Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.
2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.
3. A threat of legal action.
1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"
2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"
3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"
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A bloodsucking leech who thinks he's all that...all in all a fuckhead.
Peter Banning in the movie 'Hook' is a lawyer who even the Lost Boys hate.
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the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic
Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!
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