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jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

by Democracy is Dead April 15, 2010

1365πŸ‘ 436πŸ‘Ž


Jack Layton

Just another political prick who says he cares but really, he just gets his drones to mock other politicians in competition with him.... yup, he's an ass.

"Look at that douche kissing babies...what a Jack Layton."

by lover of freedom June 19, 2009

2130πŸ‘ 892πŸ‘Ž


Jack Layton

Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...

Jack Layton, the Leader of the NDP

by drumx97 January 25, 2006

2205πŸ‘ 974πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jake Layton

A man with massive testicles.

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.

by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022


The Laydown Layton

Will you take a hookers dressing you pulled over her face after she’s passed out on heroin in encompassing her head her feet her ankles and under her shoes and she got away when she goes to stand up all it does is make your asshole Gape

Tuesday night Rachel really got the laydown layton!

by PulseChainGangRapingFame May 25, 2022


nicholas layton

sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!

P1 - Hey bro, have you seen nicholas layton
P2 - sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!

by hotmenonmyass May 18, 2020