Lebanese President

Fictional character

My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president

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lebanese cake

it's when someone puts on a table while sitting (in a restaurant, bar, any public place will do) a packet of :
Marlboro, in top of it, his mobile phone and on top a Zippo lighter.

Lebanese guy 1: "Man, please, watch my LEBANESE CAKE, i need to go to the bathroom"

Lebanese guy 2: "OK man, don't worry!"

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Lebanese girls

Lebanese girls are one of the most beautiful girls on earth. They are extremely bold and stand out. Lebanese girls usually have a curvy figure with mixed skin lovely curly hair and beautiful big brown eyes.

Lebanese girls have biggg boottyyyy

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lebanese salad

A muff so hairy that it hides the clit.

I went down on her but it was like trying to find the bell pepper in a Lebanese salad.

Lebanese Salami

An extremely large and long penis of Lebanese origin (known for their large penis size}, that if unleashed, can inflict some serious damage on objects and innocent bystanders. A term for the male genitalia that describes a penis with substantial length, girth and attitude. If it penetrates a vegina, it will leave it damaged and possibly impaired.

Holy crap! Check out Dave’s Lebanese Salami! He might as well be a porn star!

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Lebanese Workout

To work excessivley on your chest and biceps. No other muscle are to be excercised. This will make sure that you look huge. Tight t-shirts are required as well.

LEBANESE WORKOUT

Roni: Shooo, what are you pumping today?

Younis: CHEST AND BI'S! CHEST AND BI'S!

Roni: Wallah me too!

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lebanese blonde

High quality hashish. The best comes from Turkey. First exported in early 1970s.

So, you got some of that lebanese blonde?

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