Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.

Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.

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lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"

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Canibal Lecture

East Bay California Native Hip-hop/rap artist. Born in Union city Ca. But Rep's the Whole Bay! LivenFire Records/Gone Off Top productions. Affiliated with artist like: XienHow, Flossafee, Taktikz,3D,5Dyme,Young Steve and many others...

Canibal Lecture has recorded with artist such as The jacka, Berner, Marvwon and many others.

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Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

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Power Lecture

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.

Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.

"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"

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lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

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schrödinger's lecturer

An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.

I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.