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MWF

As in every other day of the week, excluding weekends. (Monday Wednesday Friday)

Dude, I've had so much homework to do this week. I swear, I've been at the library MWF!

by TomReynolds May 26, 2005

206πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


MWF

The act of having sex in unearthly positions.

We were having sex in mwf

by Bartholomew Esquire 3rd December 2, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


MWF

Morning Wood Fantasy.
You know, when you wake up and you're horny and you jack off. The MWF is the thing you think about whilst you do it.

1: "Dude, I had the weirdest MWF this morning. In it, I was like--"
2: "Please, no. Shut up. Now."
1: "--and then she was rubbing whipped cream on my nipples.... dude, what are you doing?"
2 yanks a sign post out of the concrete and breaks in the front of 1's skull.
2: "SHUT UP!!!"

by Relyxer January 6, 2006

72πŸ‘ 152πŸ‘Ž


mwf

Married White Female
(Often used in personal ads onlne and in print, or in internet chat rooms)

MFW seeks open-minded companion.

by visitingboston June 18, 2005

188πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


MWF

Militarily Weaponized Flatulence

Don’t go in Scott’s room, he’s launching some MWF in there.

by Newsfguy2 January 6, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž