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A person who doesn't go to church or is not otherwise religious who gives up something for Lent and then tells everyone they know about their pious self-denial.
Despite having missed the last 2343146 consecutive Sundays in church, David gave up chocolate for Lent. He then proceeded to tell everyone on Twitter about it. He's such a Lent poser.
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/lษnt trรฆp/ noun
In couples where one party is Catholic and the other is not, the unwilling subjection of the non-Catholic to the 40-day ritual of penitence known as Lent.
1. We were going to have dinner at this great new steak place on Friday night, but Joe's got me stuck in a Lent Trap.
2. My wife Jane decided to give up sex for Lent. Worst. Lent Trap. Ever.
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Chris Lent is currently the keys/headbanging in From First To Last.
He was their drum tech before joining the band. He became official in the summer of 2008. Before being in FFTL, he was in a band called Dead Reckless with FFTL bassist Matt Manning. He is a total sweetheart. I'd know, I got to hnag out with the guy.
Chris Lent?
Yeah, you know, the most amazing member of FFTL.
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A term for the period of 40 days prior to a trip to Las Vegas, typically used to prepare by drinking, practicing your gambling strategy and creating Excel spreadsheets of what you want to do and wear (especially which shoes to take). Originated on the longest running travel podcast.
It's 41 days until my trip to Vegas that means Vegas Lent starts tomorrow
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When a man gives up sex for lent.
Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.
The period time between the last day of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. A time for a brief body cleanse. Done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. Not meant to disparage actual pagans.
Phil: Hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;
Ralph: I'll go out but I'm not drinking for Pagan's Lent. I'll take a johnny though...
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Atheist Lent, originating in Colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.
It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all sexual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).
The night before Atheist Lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual activity.
Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent, participantsโ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etcโฆ and consume large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the bodyโs ability to get drunk easier. Participants usually end up naked and passed out.
I'm the 'master of my domain,' I just survived Atheist Lent and can't wait to get drunk and play naked ping pong!
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