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Cunnilingus from a bearded brethren.
I was willing to see what it felt like when cunnilingus became beard-a-lingus, and I told him so.
When a woman queefs whilst a male is performing cunnilingus on her
Nothing to do with the Irish narional airline
Here I heard you went down on that Ciara" "Aye but she went pure Air Lingus on me though" "Oh, fuckin' hawl mate
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The sexual act of going down on a girl whilst slam dunking a basketball
"Dude did you hear Mike did some Air Lingus on Jennifer last night"
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one who specializes and very much enjoys eating vagina.
Ashley becomes uncontrollably aroused when the lingus licker eats the shit out of her pussy.
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The act of oral pleasure upon a female who is endowed with a rather spacious twat.
i had to go down on your gran with ski's on for fear of falling into her bucket crotch.
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This is a continuation of the game Get Yer Hole
If a player got their whole in one and now the other player owes them alcohol.
Cunna lingus again involves a beer mat and a pint glass. The player who now owes drink can use this to get out of buying the drink.
The player holds a beer mat in their mouth and has 5 shots to try flick the beer mat from their mouths so it lands on/in the pint glass.
If they get it in 5 shots they dont have to buy any alcohol for the other player.
He had me in Get Yer Hole... But I got him with Cunna lingus
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Cunnilingus performed on a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.
He loved to perform diet-lingus on her; he loved the salty taste of her vulva (especially when she orgasmed) and he loved to gaze through the valleys between her hip bones and between her tiny breast-buds to her lean face - eyes closed and mouth open - as she moaned with pleasure. He was aroused by the zeal with which she pursued her ultra-slim figure and would have felt guilty if he had encouraged her in the extremes she endured to maintain her sylphic shape. She had formed an inextricable psychological association between being thin (or losing weight) and sexuality and would not let him pleasure her sexually unless she had exceeded her weight-loss goals - much as he desired to pleasure her all the time.
When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have her boyfriend perform diet-lingus on her until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. In addition to enjoying cunnilingus generally and diet-lingus in particular, her boyfriend was awed by her ultra-slim figure, but was tinged with guilt that he was playing a part in something that was likely damaging her health. That she insisted that he perform diet-lingus and would not let him have any kind of sex with her unless she exceeded her super-human weight-loss goals let him feel, morally, as if he were not culpable for her starvation.
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