Lingus

A short, four foot two, stocky monk that preforms oral sex.

Hello Lingus

linguatively

When something is both figuratively and literally true.

"We're flying under the radar."

"Literally and figuratively."

"Is there a word for that? When it means both? Like in French, or something?"

"Linguatively. We're linguatively flying under the radar."

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lingus

A lingus is a penis that is very long and very skinny. It is the exact opposite of a chode.

Hey my boyfriend has a huge lingus!!! It looks like a pipe!!!

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Air Lingus

When cunnilingus is performed on a plane, helicopter or other airborne vehicle.

"Air lingus" is not to be confused with Irish airline Aer Lingus, though the two are sometimes cross-referenced.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard you gave air lingus to Meagan on the flight to Dublin!!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, it was rad."

Dude 1: "Meta as fuck."

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tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.

Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"

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Connie Lingus

The feminine equivalent of Phil Atio.

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.

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Tuchis-Lingus

Meaning to "Lick the Butthole." A funny line made famous off of Sex and the City.

Example:
Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"

Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."

Miranda: "It was more localized than that."

Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"

Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"

Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"

Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”

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