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Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.
OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.
Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
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a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.
He calls it the loch ness monster.
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The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"
Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO
That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.
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A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.
Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.
A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.
The Loch Ness Monster is kinda overrated btw