Derived From "Longth"
Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.
She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.
Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?
Term for a wrong or not working nternet link. Used in place of, "sorry, wrong link."
Oops, lonk, try this link instead.
"Click here to register," said Dan. "Lonk," replied Erica. "Sorry, here's the updated link."
'Lonk' is a misspell of link, this happens because the letter 'i' is just beside the letter 'o' in the normal QWERTY keyboard.
Person A: Hey guys, what's the lonk for Math class?
Person B: Lonk?
Person A: *link
when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"
Where'd the lonk for the zoom call?
A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.
Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!
If a tiny brained duck is proving a Chicken that LONK is a word.
Chiken: HONK. BONK
Tiny Brain: lonk
The word that tiny brain thinks is a word but Chiken doesn't.
tb: LONKKKK
c: that ain't a word.