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A girl with a pretty face but a dirty poon, positive at one end negative at the other
Or vice versa, a girl with a dirty face but a text book poon
Male 1: pulled this well nice bit of totti last night got her back to mine just about to do the dirty got her poon out and it was like a badgers nest down there turned out she was a right magnet
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1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
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a kid who is enrolled in a magnet program, usually bogged down with piles upon piles of work in science, math and the like. Rarely has a chance to be social due to 'too much homework.'
Nick Wolf is a magnet student.
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Program for "gifted students", but of course, some retards slip through the cracks. Magnet programs usually center around math, and science. Full of super-nerds and dorks. Although the education is excellent, the piles and piles of homework given to the students has transformed most of the already semi-losers to complete mole-like anti-social loners. Fortunately, some magnet students have managed to juggle magnet and other activities so as to not be a complete loser.
-Hey is that kid in magnet?
-Can't u tell by the huge calculator he has and how he has no friends?
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A student enrolled in a magnet program specifically involving math and sciences, who has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. Magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.
Magnet students (females in particular) can be associated with the phrase "oh my god I failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.
Magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.
The typical magnet student is very “cliquey” with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchestra or CTY.
“That magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."
"which magnet student?"
"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
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Using a magnet to destroy you're harddrive in the event that the FBI, police, or anyone come to take your harddrive and use it against you in court.
Bob got caught sharing music. As the police came to arrest him, he started magnetting his harddrive, and external harddrives, so there would be less evidence against him.
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Attractive sexy or want to hav sex wit
My crush is magnetizing
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