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Pretty cool place if you live in portland which, actully has some soft of a down town are in it. You can find plenty of thing to do and if you cant, there are a shit load of woods to blaze in. The cops are pretty big assholes though. The tourist are bitchasses, but fun to laugh. There is also a fair amount od nice coast line.
Shit the tourist are gone and there is nothing to do in Maine. Well i guess we better head into the woods and smoke a shit load
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The best damn drinking University in the Eastern United States. The place where people come and leave saying things like: "Orono It'll getcha drunk" Or "Ociffer, I swear to drunk i'm not God. " Or you will fully know how to conjucate Stove: stove, stoven, has been stiven, stivied, all staved to hell. Ohrono!
Example of how drunk maine is: Maine Stein Song
Fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
To the trees, to the sky,
To the Spring in its glorious happiness;
To the youth, to the fire,
To the life that is moving and calling us!
To the Gods, to the Fates,
To the rulers of men and their destinies;
To the lips, to the eyes,
To the ones who will love us some day.
Oh, fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Then drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
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a state where to fit in, you need to (1) live in a trailer, (2) own 3+ of each: trucks, ATVs, snowmobiles and guns, (3) wear the combo mullet/greasy baseball cap/Wal*Mart insulated flannel/ sweatpants/ boots, (4) know and enjoy moxie and oxy, and (5) have a not-so-remote resemblance to what should be an unrelated cousin.
Your career options are (1) collecting carts from the parking lots of grocery stores in freezing rain at night without reflective jackets, (2) stuffin' lobster rolls in McD, (3) sort empty stinking bottles in a redemption center (in ME there's a 5c dep on cans/bottles that you then turn in for cash, and some poor soul has to sort them by vendor in rancid containers; normally you can turn them in for beer right there, as most places double-up as beer/wine shacks to perpetuate the cycle); for the college- educated the option is to work for a call center calling on delinquent credit card deadbeats. Maine consistently ranks at the bottom, along with Louisiana and Mississippi in stats such as teenage pregnancy, smoking rates, educational spending, literacy, income, unemployment, small business climate, energy costs and the like.
That said, the people for the most part are down-to-eart, generally nice and helpful, and a little provincial. The state is really two different states: southern maine, which is quickly becoming a Boston suburb while yet in denial about sprawl, traffic jams, crime and related issues, and north/east, generally starting from Lewiston/Auburn up; rural, some farming/forestry/lobstering/welfare, claiming to be the real Maine. It is a part of the state where going out-of-state generally means an overnight trip, sometimes to a strip club in near the border in Quebec, or a bar in New Brunswick, Canada, where the drinking age is 18. Maine a state of striking natural beauty, both along the coast (the farther northeast you go, the better and wilder it is), as well as the mountains in the west, the lakes are nice, too. The natives along the coast are getting squeezed by out-of-staters buying up oceanfront properties as vacaton homes and thus driving the values/taxes up.
Mainers like potatoes, blueberries, lobster, LL Bean, apples, venison, PBR and dislike out-of-staters (mass-holes from Mass., frenchies from Quebec, new-hamsterites from NH).
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A state with a small inhabitants that people like to call "Maniacs" with just over a million people that is largely popular when it comes to rural types of areas. The northern half is mostly forest (90% of the state) and is full of hillbillies and rednecks. I live here, but people are quite generous and friendly up here. Unfortunately if your black, gay, Asian, a Jew, Mexican, or anything thats not under the category of white Christians, you probably wont be accepted here (sorry!). You can pull off pretty much anything up here because nobody cares, and it is a very enjoyable state to live in due to the lack of law enforcement and the over-inhabitants of white people.
"I had a pretty kick-ass time in Maine the other day lynching some niggers and partying hard."
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1. Expensive
2. High taxes
3. Cold
4. Almost everyone is white
5. Boring.
6. good beaches if the water isnt ice.
7. Homeland of the word "wicked"
8. a state where there is desert, forest, and ocean
9. Not too many people have a bostonian accent
10. York is one of the biggest tourist traps
11. Home to Emo's, fags, snobs, gamers, stoners, and Stephen King
Person 1: Why do you live in Maine?
Person 2: Yes! That was wicked awesome!
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1) The state where boredom should be the capital.
2) Where the moose are more aggressive than the opposite sex.
and...
3) Where it is nice out 4 days out of the year.
Maine, the way life SHOULDNT be!
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Maine is the place to be, there’s warm summers with a wonderful ocean to jump into, and beautiful winters where skiing is always a go. Portland is lively and the people are nice... oh and and we don’t all say wicked or put ah at the end of every sentence.
Oh Maine, we love you so get in your car and Go! Go! Go!
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