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The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.
Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts
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Lewiston is a city in Androscoggin County in the U.S. state of Maine and the second-largest city in the state. The population was 35,690 at the 2000 census. It is one of two principal cities of and included within the Lewiston-Auburn, Maine Metropolitan New England City and Town Area and the Lewiston-Auburn, Maine Metropolitan Statistical Area (which is part of the Portland-Lewiston-South Portland, Maine Combined Statistical Area).
A former industrial center, it is located in south-central Maine, at the falls of the Androscoggin River, across from Auburn. Lewiston and Auburn are often thought of as a single entity and referred to as Lewiston-Auburn, which is colloquially abbreviated as L-A or L/A, and have a combined population of roughly 59,600 people. Lewiston is home to Bates College, the Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul, the University of Southern Maine's Lewiston-Auburn College, and two significant regional general hospitals: Central Maine Medical Center and Saint Mary's Regional Medical Center.
Lewiston is not the shit stain of Maine. It is not only filled with crackheads. It is a town that is slowly revitalizing and is certainly more "real" than Portland.
Lewiston Auburn It's happening here.
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The shithole of America. Famous for potatos that it doesn't produce and the gems it doesn't mine (Idaho is the Gem State). Famous for being the United State's most inland seaport, though it doesn't really ship anything other than cocaine.
Stop being such a Lewiston!
Man, this place is such a Lewiston.
I hate fast food, it tastes like lewiston.
Lewiston: Not for black people.
I banged a chick in the Lewiston.
She hit me in the Lewiston.
Lewiston smells.
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A small town in western New York where almost everyone is a stuck-up bitch. All the kids are mindless fucks, and all the old people are pedophiles. The only thing anyone talks about is how much money they have and how much better they are then the next guy.
If you live in Lewiston everyone hates you.
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the shit stain in Maine's drawers.....some real cool kids, but very few and far between.......save yerself the trouble and dont come here, full of crackheads.....yay
whats there to do in lewiston??? get drunk and go to denny's......
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A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.
When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.
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When a man strikes, batters, wallops, bludgeons, knocks, pops, slams, slugs, smashes, socks, swats, whacks, or otherwise hits his sexual partner in the back of his or her head with his penis.
Lewiston-foreplay : "hey Bill, how did the wife like the Lewiston foreplay?" "Oh, I'll tell you Larry, she really enjoyed the swing of my penis across the back of her head."
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