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Stray Kids title that they earned by satisfying people all the senses through their songs
Stray Kids is the Mala taste genre pioneers!
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a person whos head looks like a 3 year old made it from play-dough. its large and roughly shapen. looks like it was sculpted on the shape of a gimpy rock. not very plesent to look at at all.
mála also irish for bag, term can also be used to display the fact that they're face should have a bag over it because of the fact its just so fugly
'' yo man check tha' fool out, hes gota biggest mawla head ive eva seen dog''
''that girl has a mala head'': stating she has a fine ass body but a ugly face (irish slang version of butterface)
mala head (irish slang) for butterface
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A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life
Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.
Irish for bag. Also name given to an unattractive Irish language teacher.
Mala has just no control over her class.
An underrated Youtube ASMRtist who tends to take things in a more scary direction, playing the role of an extremely sadistic Yandere in her videos. But considering how...sultry her voice sounds, it's almost like she was made for this kind of thing. The videos where the roles are reversed are even more popular, as her voice seems to fit even better when she is the submissive one.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
Mala ASMR is definitely a channel for the masochistic side of Youtube.