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To fall asleep while receiving oral sex
(This term was coined by a young man who, while incredibly drunk and on vacation, fell asleep while getting a blow job from a girl from Manchester, United Kingdom.)
Justin pulled a Manchester on Stacey. She had to perform a potato peeler to wake him up.
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What bullshit about the second city - according to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city
1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Manchester a dirty grim mill town.
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the THIRD city of the UK. not the second. known to an american i knew as 'a little place just outside of London'
yea ive been to england before, i went to a little place just outside london, something chester...
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Manchester is a city in the North West of England. The place is named from the old British name Mamucium plus ceaster, derived from the old Latin ‘Castra’. Manchester is a metropolitan borough with city status. The city has a population of 437,000 and is situated in the metropolitan county of Greater Manchester which has a population of 2,539,000.1 It is one of England’s core cities and is regarded by some as England’s second city, a title also claimed by Birmingham.2
The name ‘Manchester’ is often used to refer to the entire metropolis, much as ‘London’ is usually used to mean Greater London, but many of the constituent parts of this conurbation are substantial and separate towns (a city in the case of Salford) that retain strong identities. People from Manchester are called Mancunians. Manchester is an interesting place with a very rich history.
Mancunians are real people, not scallys. MAnchester is great!
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A shit place that SCALLIES, SHIT HEADS, BIG HEADS, SHOW OFFS, NO BRAINERS, MANCS AND "PEOPLE-WHO-RECKON-THEY'RE-HARD" come out of. also contains the cheating USA team Man Ure, USA USA USA USA!!!
Manchester is shit
Manchester is overated
LIVERPOOL IS DA BEST!!!!!
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Manchester is a city situated to the east of a great city. The great city being Liverpool. Mancs are jealous of Scousers naturally because Scousers are the better looking and the more educated. Liverpool has HIGHER EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER CRIME rates Manchester. This can be read on any government statistic site. So for all you Manc, inbred, twat headed, arse licking, fuck monkeys do yourselves a favour, dress nicely, get a hair cut then go and hang yourselves in your mud huts which are situated in an illustrious estate called MOSS SIDE MAN!
Baz/Gaz/Daz here is a benefit scrounging Mancunian wanker who generally spends his time at The Shitty of ManchestAH! Stadium.
Shipman and Huntley!!
Manchester is a dense squalid hell hole over-run by immigrants and niggers.
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Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
Shithole of a place full of obnoxious arseoles. Slum is the best word to describe this carbuncle.Full of thieves and hoodies who speak in a most ridiculous accent.Highest crime rate in the north west. I was accosted on several occasions and asked for money or if I wanted drugs. Sadly this excuse for a city is devoid of any architecture of distinction and is to be perfectly honest "Bland" beyond belief.The best thing to come out of Manchester is the M61. We went 30 odd miles west and discovered wonderful LIVERPOOL with its array of magnificent buildings and culture, lots of FRIENDLY bars with genuinely friendly people a total contrast to the poverty stricken,hoody ridden,drug addicted scumbag place called Manchester
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