March 17th

National get fucked doggystyle day

March 17th-day when you get fucked doggystyle

17th March

the best day in the world, such a balanced date 17/03.. orgasmic. Its Johns Birthday which makes sense cos he's perfect

John: my birthday is the 17th March
everyone: ahhhh thats why ur so perfect

17th March

Kick people who are 5’8 day

Hey did u know it 17th March???

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway