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Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.
I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).
When a gust of wind blows someones skirt up and they have to hold it down. Like Marilyn Monroe's famous scene in 'The Seven Year Itch'
(gust of wind)
Girl : damn my skirt trust me to have a Marilyn Monroe Moment and flash everyone
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1. A really hot female who only seems to date guys well below her league.
2. A really attractive female who has low self-esteem and confidence in herself, even though she is a really nice and genuine person.
1.) "Dude, did you see that girl?!"
"Yeah, but don't bother trying to get with her she's such a Marilyn - she's seeing that Brody guy."
2.) "Why does she have to be so down about herself? She looks great!"
"Yeah, I think she might have Marilyn Monroe Syndrome she doesn't see all the nice things about herself that we see."
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A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.
Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale
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(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking to be her boyfriend and/or lover and/or fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediate masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I just got her to masculate me . I think she was beginning to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.
man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.
man b) : roflmao.
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy (or sexily dressed) as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, begging to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think she was specifically dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning? i just had a boner.
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?
man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.