A verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape
8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
11.
Kid 1: Dude you where hammered last night
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
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markle (verb). To markle someone is to make promises, extract a lot of money, then bugger off without delivering.
Netflix and Spotify have been markled
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The act of placing oneself in the vicinity of a love interest in order to increase oneβs chances of meeting and dating.
Remember when Meghan Markle went to Prince Harryβs favorite spot repeatedly until they bumped into each other? Iβm gonna do that with my crush. Iβm markling him tonight. Stalking but not as creepy.
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To have the misfortune to be associated with talentless lying fucking grifters and end up screwed over by or because of them to the tune of millions.
Man that streaming company could've hired tons of real talent but instead they got markled.
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When you falsely feel oppressed, to point out that you were owed something, and are at the same clueless about your fortune.
That white, rich woman markles all the time about her hard live to get attention.
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To engage in business or friendship with a narcissistic social climber, only to have your business fail or be ghosted by the narcissist once your usefulness has run out.
1. The black female journalist was Markled when she was fired from her job for not simping for Meghan Markle as she expected. 2. Spotify got Markled when only 12 episodes were produced in 3 years and still expected 20 million dollars. 3. Dior swiftly put out a public statement that they had no plans to work with Meghan Markle in an attempt to avoid being Markled.
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To be absolutely 'Markled'. When being an incredibly rich, good looking famous royal is just too stressful for life and you need to take a several weeks break in Canada to get away from everything.
"Sharleen, I'm absolutely Markled after today" - Jess tells her best mate on their 2 week Thai beach holiday
"You know what, today has got me absolutely Markled" - Hollie tells her boyfriend after a big night out in Sugarhut and spending the day eating Maccy D's in her pyjamas.
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